eight days in tahiti

Jana and I are lucky enough to be heading to Tahiti next Sunday!
While in the French Polynesia I want to do a blog-a-day about our time there... not about the crystal clear waters and overwater bungalows, but more about the side of Tahiti you don't find in the travel magazines (kind of like how Derek Zoolander revealed the side of male-modeling you don't find on the E Channel.)
Hopefully there will be cultural faux paus and ignorant tourists aplenty!